It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I pour the whiskey from now on
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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