just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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