Dual....:-)
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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