I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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