Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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