I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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