my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
porn star boner night. come get it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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