Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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