Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Randomize
