Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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