I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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