Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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