i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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