i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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