He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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