Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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