I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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