I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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