You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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