So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
