There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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