Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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