When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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