Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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