Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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