All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
