I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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