hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Randomize
