break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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