Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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