we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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