How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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