If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
