So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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