i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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