trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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