i barfeds in our rink
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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