i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian