So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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