How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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