i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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