He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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