I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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