"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
how does that bad decision feel?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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