I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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