Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
His hands were made for my vagina.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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