apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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