Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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