Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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