I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I came so hard my ears popped.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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