Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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