dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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