new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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