I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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